Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
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He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
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It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize