She said her name was "party"
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
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