I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Randomize
