how can u be prego again
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
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I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
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We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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