...so i touched it.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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