i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
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I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
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Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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