Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
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