i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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