i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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