Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
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Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
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I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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