On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
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Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
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He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
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