Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
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