Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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