she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Tinder date just called. I was supposed to be there 30 minutes ago but I'm on a 27 game win streak in Park...?
Fuck that man! Tell her your dog died or something. Reschedule that shit, you can't stop 2K at a time like that. Ball is life bro... Priorities.
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