I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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