I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
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