gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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