White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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