can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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