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no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
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but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
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You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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