And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
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I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
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he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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