I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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