I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
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I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
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so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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