Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
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If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
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I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.