so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
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He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
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His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session