Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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