im as drunk as the barefoot contessa. GET TO MY LEVEL
dude. stop pregaming the food network.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
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Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
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I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
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