Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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