when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
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Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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