I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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