I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
The ass gains better be worth it
Randomize
