So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
This is my gift to your gina
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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