You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
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