I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
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