i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
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that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
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In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
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