Reggie can tackle my bush.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
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want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
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mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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