so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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