We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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