Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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