I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
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