I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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