but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
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New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
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I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
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