The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
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