i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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