I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
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you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
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Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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