Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
Why are your pants in the freezer?
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