Just cropdusted the office
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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