They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
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What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
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Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
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