id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
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