I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
You smell like a Billy Joel song
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
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