I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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