wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
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I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
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I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
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