when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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