that's an acceptable place to lick
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
Randomize
